Remi turns 30 on the 27th — and has absolutely no idea. You're one of the few who do. So play it cool.
Remi thinks it's a quiet dinner with Jordan. It is not. Please — don't tell them, don't post a thing before midnight, and don't roll in after 8:00. Lights go dark and we wait. Not a hint. Not a wink. Nothing.
Your answer stays in this room
Remi has shown up for every one of us. For one night, we show up for them. Questions? Text Jordan — 555 0142. Not Remi. Not Remi.